
The Case of the Vexing Mr. Green Bean Casserole
Okay, so here’s the haps. Casseroles may just be the bane of my existence. They vex me. Especially vexing is the Ubiquitous Green Bean Casserole.

I know we all have certain nostalgia for the stuff. It’s always a bit too soggy, a bit too creamy, and wow, what’s that shade of green exactly called? Because of the strength & conviction of the power of nostalgia on our tongues, many of us claim to actually love the stuff. But let’s talk about this for a second. As a professional recipe developer and person obsessed with food & food history, I have these little fantasies:

The scene: a handful of men in a dimly light conference room, c. late 1940’s-early 1950’s, a corner office in a newly erected industrial park in New Jersey. Somewhere in the distance, the moos of a cow at a local farm (soon to be grazed by construction) can be heard through the grumble of machinery below.

The men in suits sit with the ease and confidence of recently minted millions and are being tended to by a steady stream of coiffed women shuffling in & out. Some in lab coats and some with notepads and smart sweater sets. The air is thick with cigarette & cigar smoke. Mr. French is hosting. Campbell & Del Monte are just here for the scotch and the laughs. This onion guy always has something he’s cooking up.

“Listen fellas, these girls have been working hard down in the kitchens & we think it’s high time to give the great folks of the United States something they can call their own. We want to give them a holiday classic. The Green Bean Casserole!
And a crispy onion topping is just the thing to make it feel special, you know, Intercontinental. We give them a dish they can make with just 3 cans: Campbell, your mushroom soup, well, let’s face it, the stuff’s no good, it needs a good dance partner. And Del Monte, your beans look like the fatigues our guys just left behind. But say we mix them altogether & top them with my new onions & we got a hit. A real piece of magic Americana style. Margie, bring in the casserole…”

Then cut to 2003, picture me, in the back of a cab in New York, a young energized chef, ready to take on the world of New American Cuisine. Talking, as I often did, late on a Friday night coming home after my second job of the day, with my cab driver, swapping stories of our lives, ambitions. We pull up to my Brooklyn doorstep and a thick bellowing laugh as yet another cabbie delights himself in his elaborately accented voice: “Oh, American Food, so you make Casseroles!” Hahahaha….Vexed.

I love green beans. I love mushrooms. I love crispy onions. And I love them fresh. With all the hues of greens & earthy browns. A bright tone of sage & lemon. Its winter, it’s still a casserole, yes, let’s face it, if I showed up with sautéed green beans for a Christmas or Holiday meal, I’d be booed out of the place.

So, I have conceded, I will make a casserole. Admittedly, they are easy to transfer & easy to roll out to a table full of hungry bellies & slightly tipsy guests. And, yes, nostalgia has a grip on me too, it just doesn’t seem like a winter gathering without heaping spoonfuls of mushroomy, creamy green beans with crispy onions.

Though this year, allow me to implore you: try this two-pan dish rather than the 3 can one. It’s really very delicious. Even my South American flat mate that finds most American food too heavy, too processed, loves this casserole. I love this casserole. Save the cans for an emergency or to prop your kitchen door open while the wafts of real cooking fill your home with tasty promises of happy bellies.

American food is about so much more than casseroles and canned convenience; we have the best ingredients you can find in the world. So, free them from their canned demise & share a little love this year. I, personally, cannot wait to take over the spot on the holiday spread this year with a newly designed classic. Green Bean Casserole, I love you.

Green Bean Casserole with Crispy Leeks
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what you need:
2 saute pans including one 10”-12” oven proof sauté pan-cast iron is perfect
(a small oval baker will do also)
micro-plane zester
citrus juicer
ingredients:
cooking oil (canola or grapeseed, preferably)
2 medium/large leeks-white & bright green, sliced on a bias
scant ½ cup oat bran or unseasoned breadcrumbs***
¼ tsp smoked or hot hungarian paprika
1 tsp fresh thyme leaves, optional
1 lb green beans-tough ends snapped & cut into halves or thirds
½ medium/large yellow onion- peeled & thinly sliced
12 oz mushrooms, mixed is best, sliced or chopped coarsely*
1 cup vegetable stock
½ cup milk, cream, stock or milk substitute **
1 Tbsp fresh sage, thinly sliced (5-10 leaves)
1 lemon, zest only
half lemon, juice
sea salt & freshly cracked black pepper
how to make it:
prep the veges:
-start by making sure all of your veggies are super clean. Just snap off the tough end of the green bean where it connected to the stalk, you can leave the tail unless it looks gross.
-trim the ends off & slice the leek lengthwise & rinse under cold water to remove all the sand & silt, trim the top third of dark green & reserve for making stock
-slice the white & bright green portion of the leeks into 1/8-1/4” thick slices on the bias
-mushrooms don’t necessarily need to be cleaned in water, just wipe off any loose dirt & trim the base. If you are using a cluster style mushroom, just tear it into bite-sized pieces, for domestic button or crimini mushrooms, just trim the end of the stem to remove any browning bits, then slice about 1/8-1/4”
-using a microplane, zest the bright yellow part of the lemon, trying to leave the white bitter pith. Slice in half to juice
cooking instructions:
-preheat oven to 365°F
-heat the larger (oven-proof, if you have it) skillet over a medium-medium-high flame, when warm, add about 2 Tbsp of oil to heat, add sliced leeks & season gently with salt & freshly cracked pepper
-stir occasionally until leeks are browning & crispy
-once done, remove leeks, while reserving as much cooking oil as possible in pan
-quickly mix leeks together with the oat bran/bread crumbs, add paprika, thyme & season with salt & pepper, set aside
-in the same pan you cooked the leeks, add a tablespoon of cooking oil, if needed, pan should just have a light coating of oil, heat over medium flame & add mushrooms
-season with salt & pepper, add thyme
-saute by stirring only occasionally, if the mushrooms start to stick , just add a little (a few tablespoons at a time) water or stock or white wine if you have it handy, and stir to release the mushrooms, sauté mushrooms until they release their liquid and begin to brown, 10 or more minutes
-meanwhile, in the other sauté pan, heat 2Tbsp of cooking oil over medium flame, sauté the thinly sliced onions until tender, about 5 minutes.
-once translucent, add the green beans, season gently with salt & fresh cracked pepper & stir. Once they begin to turn bright, add a half cup of stock & cover the pan to steam, about 5 minutes.
-once mushrooms start to brown, add the lemon juice to pan & stir well so mushrooms evenly absorb. Add the other half cup of broth & simmer
-after the green beans are steamed & almost tender, they should still have a crispness to them, combine them in the oven-proof pan with the mushroom mixture, stir in lemon zest, sage & half cup of milk or cream, taste & adjust seasoning if needed
-if you are using a separate baking dish, you may want to gently coat it with cooking oil.
-sprinkle over with crispy leek mixture & bake for 15 minutes or until slightly browning on top.
-serve warm.
NOTES:
*MUSHROOMS: use fresh mushrooms you can find, I am lucky to have a mushroom guy at my farmer’s market that always has great mushrooms at a great price, though I have made this with a simple mixture of domestic white & crimini. If using grocery store selection, I would strongly urge you to add some shitakes to the mix because they add such great flavor.
**MILK: okay, the simple fact is, I can’t have very much dairy, it is really bad for me in particular, but I don’t want to keep you from your lactic loves, so go for it if your belly & sinuses are down with the dairy, I use unsweetened oat or almond milk & have best luck with oat, but its not mandatory
***BREADCRUMBS OR OAT-BRAN: I genuinely love oat bran. Its’ super good for your heart, it tastes delicious & you would never know its “healthy,” if you use breadcrumbs, please use high quality unseasoned